Label: Earache - MOSH 169 CD • Format: CD Album • Country: Canada • Genre: Rock • Style: Grindcore
Translate Email Print. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool 2. Valujet 3. You've Got No Friends 4. You Keep A Diary 5. You Own A Store 6. You Got Date Raped 7.
Recycling Is Gay 8. You're A Cop 9. You Can't Shut Up You've Got Cancer We Just Disagree Hungry Hungry Hippos You Are An Interior Decorator Pottery's Gay Rich Goyette Is Gay Branscombe Richmond You Live In Allston Just The Two Of Us You're Gay You Look Adopted Your Cousin Is George Lynch You Have Goals You Drive An Iroc Because You're Old You Sell Cologne Being A Cobbler Is Dumb You Live In A Houseboat Richard Butler Your Kid Is Deformed You Are An Orphan You're Old Fuck You You Go To Art School You're Best Friend Is You You're In A Coma Windchimes Are Gay Reni Auberjonois Internet Is Gay Hootie And The Blowfish Technology's Gay Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp I'm In Anal Cunt You Fill In The Blank Bonus Track 3.
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool first you killed an old person then you went to jail then you killed another when you got out Branscombe Richmond - Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die bail [chorus:] old people suck, kevorkian Branscombe Richmond - Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die , old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2] you're in jail again because you wouldn't sell out let's get a bulldozer and break him out [chorus] 2.
Valujet you fucking jew you wanted to save 50 bucks you were too cheap to fly delta now you're an alligator's lunch [chorus:] find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet hitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujet you stupid fucking jew you should'nt have flew-valujet,valujet are you a jew or just fucking gay too cheap to fly delta or t.
You Own A Store hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook [chorus:] you're a fucking gook [x4] your accent's gay, please go away-gook,gook you look alike, you ride a bike-gook,gook you own a store, i kicked in your door-gook,gook you fucking gook, you make me puke-gook,gook [chorus] 6.
You Got Date Raped you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck [chorus:] you got date raped, date raped [x4] you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers [chorus] next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend or you'll probably end up getting date raped again you got date raped 7. You're A Cop powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt bribes in your pocket, you never do any work you Branscombe Richmond - Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die fucking slob you just sit in a car until you get off work then it's back to the bar [chorus:] you fucking pig-pig you're a fucking cop-cop [x4] you never catch any crooks but harass everyone else your fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a nigger you're a suburban cop because you're scared of the city you broke a stool at dunkin donuts because you're so fucking fat [chorus] [repeat first verse] [chorus] 9.
You Can't Shut Up you have dumb boots-you can't shut up you love m. You've Got Cancer you've got cancer,cancer [x4] your hair's falling out from kemo part of your colon's been removed you're only down to 90 pounds you've only got 3 months to live you've got cancer,cancer [x4] Hungry Hungry Hippos [lyrics are from that old t.
You Are An Interior Decorator faggot [x4] you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster Baram Bakie (Main Mix) - Sage Monk - Baram Bakie joe bonni on my wall interior decorator [x2] [repeat verse] interior decorator [x2] faggot [x4] Pottery's Gay [chorus:] pottery's gay, pottery's gay [x4] you could'nt afford college, you took a night class you made a clay dildo, and shoved it up your ass [chorus] Rich Goyette Is Gay if you think you'll get christine back, there's something wrong with you she left you for ben tober, and he's a fucking jew [chorus:] rich goyette is gay [x4] Branscombe Richmond you're fucking awesome you're my favorite actor your character is great you fucking rule [chorus:] branscombe richmond [x2] you and lorenzo work great together you've got cool jewelery your hairstyle couldn't be better i wish i was you [chorus] i respect your native heritage your name is really cool i'd love your hairdressers number you couldn't possibly be cooler [chorus] You Are A Good Food Critic your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay you're a food critic and you're fucking gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pretty soon you'll have a.
You're Gay [chorus:] y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4] you volunteer for charity work-you're gay you care about the environment-you're gay you're a ballet dancer-you're gay you're a cake decorator-you're gay Watchesw - David Baddiel, Frank Skinner - Unplanned The Edinburg Shows you subscribe to honcho-you're gay you go to fashion shows-you're gay you love playing hacky sack-you're gay you go to poetry readings-you're gay y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay You Look Adopted your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid your mother No Need To Call The Police - Granada Circus - Granada Circus you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays [chorus:] you look adopted [x4] you hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.
You Have Goals you want to go to school you want a good job you want to get married you want to own a car [chorus:] you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals [x2] you want to own a house you want to have kids if these are your goals then you're fucking stupid [chorus] You Drive An Iroc you're from the north end-wop you're from revere beach-wop you can't Wakken - Wolfpakk - Cry Wolf a barbeque-wop the spaghetti always falls through-wop [chorus:] you drive an el camino,your hero's barbarino,your cousin's name is guido,on the beach you wear a speedo you drive an iroc-wop your Steamroller Blues - Various - Blues Ballads Volume 2 has a mustache-wop you were an altar boy-wop you got Branscombe Richmond - Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die by a priest-wop [chorus] you put on a bottle of colonge today,you're italian and you're fucking gay your fucking name is fucking vinnie,and you're a greasy fucking guinea you can't have freckles-wop they slide off your face-wop you braid your girlfriend's breast hair-wop you shave Branscombe Richmond - Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die granny's back hair-wop You Play On A Softball Team you fucking fag you have a mustache you hang around with men and stare at thier ass [chorus:] you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i've ever seen,you play on a softball team your teams sponsored by a gay bar and you've got team pride too bad most of your team all got a.
Because You're Old you have to wear a diaper because you're old [x2] you have to use a wheelchair b. You Sell Cologne you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like shit from all the men that you've had [chorus:] you sell colonge [x4] you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache you're always looking at your customers ass Branscombe Richmond - Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears but you got kicked out because you're fucking queer [chorus] You Live In A Houseboat you live in a houseboat you're so poor it barely floats you live in a houseboat you're white trash you're fucking broke you live in a houseboat trailer park thinks you're a joke you live in a houseboat you're a dumb stupid fag you live in a houseboat your dog wears a bandana you live in a houseboat you have no teeth you live in a houseboat you have tattoos of an anchor you live in a houseboat your house has a leak you live in a houseboat Richard Butler richard butler,why must you always sing that way Your Kid Is Deformed clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed hands [chorus:] your kid is deformed,oi!
You Are An Orphan too bad your mother never learned to drive maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive now they're dead,and your sister too now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you you are an orphan [x4] You're Old Fuck You please die, you're old [x3] fuck you You Go To Art School your A Casa Di Luca - Various - Per Sempre Italia paid your tuition and bought you a beret you go to art school because you're fucking gay are you in college or 13th grade think of all the money your parents could have saved [chorus:] fag,fag,fag,you go to art school [x4] [repeat everything] You're Best Friend Is You no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop [1st chorus:] everyone mistakes you for a jew your best friend is you [x2] you have hook nose like a fucking jew your best friend is you [x2] no one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wop [2nd chorus:] no one cares what your last show drew your best friend is you [x2] you're about as tall as tattoo your best friend is you [x2] your favorite letter's f flunk-you flunked out of school flop-every show that you do fail-every class that CEst Noël - Frederic Francois* - Histoire De Ma Vie - Volume 2 take friends-not one you can make You're In A Coma you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag [pre chorus:] you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move [chorus:] you're in a coma [x4] i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice you're gay and you're in a coma,you're Branscombe Richmond - Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die fruit and a vegetable Windchimes Are Gay Windchimes are Gay!
Reni Auberjonois [chorus:] rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2] you were on benson,you were in m. Hootie And The Blowfish your band is fucking awesome,you have the best sound you're really really good,you're the best band around [chorus:] hootie and the blowfish [x4] even though you're black,i still think you're good,but please don't move into my neighborhood the singer's a nigger,the other 3 are geeks,we'll get front row tickets and show up in sheets [chorus] I'm In Anal Cunt retarded jibberish You Fill In The Blank we're so dumb,we've got nothing new to say we write the same song 30 times a day about how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're gay but we'll keep writing them anyway [chorus:] you fill in the blank Branscombe Richmond - Anal Cunt - I Like It When You Die fill in the blank is dumb fill in the blank is gay fill in the blank's a cunt and tom pascual is short [chorus] Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache kyle from incantation he's got a mustache [x a lot] mustache Thanks to morbidraccoon for sending these lyrics.
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